"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

laughingnancy:

i really hate how people have created that thing where it’s like 

“THIS IS WHAT GIRLS MEAN WHEN THEY SAY: 

• “i’m tired” = “i fucking hate you, dont talk to me”
• “i’m fine” = “everythings wrong”

BITCH WHEN I SAY IM TIRED I AM FUCKEN TIRED I AM NOT FOOLING U NO JOKE 

WHEN I SAY IM FINE I MEAN THAT IM ACTUALLY FINE WOW ILLUMINATI RIGHT 

sodamnrelatable:

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian